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mugdiaspora

/ˈmʌɡ daɪˈæspərə/nounVerified New

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Also in: Becherdiaspora (Deutsch) · tazáspora (Español) · tasspora (Français)

The scattering of household mugs across bedrooms, desks, and the garden, from which few return.

The mugdiaspora begins with one mug taken upstairs "just this once." Within a month the cupboard holds three mugs and the house holds eleven, each on a different continent of the property. Expeditions are mounted to retrieve them; most come back with two and lose one on the way down.

Etym. — mug + diaspora — the people of the cupboard, dispersed among the rooms.

Rel. — brewabandon · keybowltheology

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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