flatpackweary
/ˈflætpækˌwɪəri/adjectiveVerified NewAlso in: bausatzmüde (Deutsch) · kitmolido (Español) · kitlassé (Français)
Describing the spiritual condition achieved four hours into furniture assembly.
The flatpackweary assembler has passed through instructions and come out the other side, driving screws by feel and forgiving the wardrobe its opinions. Language simplifies; snacks are consumed without tasting. When the last cam-lock clicks, the weary person stands in a room of new furniture and old wisdom, and sits on the floor rather than the wardrobe.
Etym. — flatpack + weary — the fatigue that only particle board can teach.
Rel. — flatpackvigil · allenkeyghost
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