bbqresolve

/ˈbɑːbɪkjuː rɪˈzɒlv/nounVerified New

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The March decision to grill outdoors regardless of what the sky is doing.

Bbqresolve is declared in a coat, honored in drizzle, and rewarded with sausages cooked by conviction. Guests stand in the kitchen window, watching the chef defend the barbecue's honor against the weather. The resolve weakens by May, when grilling becomes normal, and returns each spring with the first long weekend.

Etym. — barbecue + resolve — the willpower that lights charcoal in the rain.

Rel. — grillhierarchy · grillbound

Novelty check: APPROVE

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