grillbound
/ˈɡrɪlˌbaʊnd/adjectiveVerified NewAlso in: Grillgebunden (Deutsch) · parrilario (Español) · barbassigné (Français)
Describing the person constitutionally stationed at the barbecue, by choice, rank, and apron.
The grillbound cannot sit while coals are lit; they hover, flip, and refuse chairs on grounds of duty. Their post is claimed before arrival and held through weather. Release comes only when the food is done, at which point they sit, triumphantly, and narrate the cooking to a table that ate it.
Etym. — grill + bound — bound to the fire, as by honor.
Rel. — grillhierarchy · bbqresolve
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