feastleftoversmath

/ˈfiːstˈlɛftəʊvəzˌmæθ/nounVerified New

Also in: Überflussrechnung (Deutsch) · banquetemática (Español) · festinarith (Français)

The arithmetic that serves twelve people enough food for twenty, by tradition and fear.

The feastleftoversmath is non-negotiable: abundance is the point, shortage is the shame. Its output is four desserts and a turkey that keeps giving. The math is defended by grandmothers and confirmed by the leftoverloadout, and it has never once been wrong in the direction that matters.

Etym. — feast leftovers + math — the arithmetic of the generous table.

Rel. — leftoverloadout

Novelty check: APPROVE

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