slugsummit
/ˈslʌɡˈsʌmɪt/nounVerified NewAlso in: Schneckengipfel (Deutsch) · babocumbre (Español) · limasommet (Français)
The nightly war council held over the lettuce, where the slug delegation arrives uninvited.
The slugsummit convenes at dusk with beer traps, copper tape, and eggshell diplomacy. Each measure is honored for a night and bypassed by morning, and the lettuce negotiates its own survival. The gardener attends every summit and loses every vote, which the garden considers fair.
Etym. — slug + summit — the peace talks the enemy always wins.
Rel. — seedtrayhope
Novelty check: APPROVE
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