awayfable
/əˈweɪˌfeɪbəl/nounVerified NewThe ritual fiction of the out-of-office reply, which promises limited access, a covering colleague, and prompt attention on return.
Everyone writes it, everyone reads it, nobody believes a clause of it: the covering colleague has their own queue, and "limited access" usually means the laptop came along. The message functions as etiquette, not information.
Etym. — away + fable — a short conventional story about absence that both parties know to be untrue.
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