snackdissolve

/ˈsnæk dɪˈzɒlv/nounVerified New

Also in: Snackauflösung (Deutsch) · picodisolución (Español) · apérolyse (Français)

The moment a serious family meeting ends because someone brought out food.

The agenda had nine items; the olives arrived and the items scattered. Snackdissolve is not failure — it is the family's immune response to conflict, administered via cheese. The meeting is rescheduled to a date that does not exist.

Etym. — snack + dissolve — the agenda disintegrating at the precise moment of serving.

Rel. — gravybound

Novelty check: APPROVE

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