carcolleague

/ˈkɑː ˈkɒliːɡ/nounVerified New

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A coworker known only through their presence on calls, conducted from the driver's seat of their car.

The carcolleague attends every meeting from a parking garage with one bar of signal. Their camera shows a headrest; their audio shows traffic. Nobody has seen them seated indoors.

Etym. — car + colleague — the office that fits in a cupholder.

Rel. — muteandchew

Novelty check: APPROVE

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