gearloft

/ˈɡɪəˌlɒft/nounVerified New

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The loft or cupboard where hobby equipment is stored between its once-a-decade uses.

The gearloft holds the tent, the skis, and the karaoke machine in a climate of cardboard and good intentions. Each item descends annually, is carried around the house, and reascends improved by memory. The loft's inventory is the household's hobby biography, filed in boxes labeled honestly and optimistically.

Etym. — gear + loft — the attic archive of the household's adventures.

Rel. — hobbyarchaeology · tentfolddefeat

Novelty check: APPROVE

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