elderphotoload

/ˈɛldə ˈfəʊtəʊ ləʊd/nounVerified New

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The single photo message containing forty-eight attachments, sent unsized and unsorted by an elder.

The elderphotoload arrives with the caption "some photos" and consumes the family's data, patience, and morning. Buried inside are three good pictures and one of the ceiling. Downloading it is a commitment; complaining about it is a betrayal.

Etym. — elder + photo + load — the payload sized by affection, not bandwidth.

Rel. — grandfeedwatcher · bloodforward

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