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airportrunfriend

/ˈeəpɔːt ˈrʌn ˌfrɛnd/nounVerified New

Society & Philanthropy

Also in: Flughafenfahrer (Deutsch) · aeropamigo (Español) · aéroami (Français)

A friend who drives you to the airport at unreasonable hours without being asked twice.

The airportrunfriend's calendar absorbs 4 a.m. departures and 1 a.m. landings. The car conversation is either silent solidarity or full debrief, depending on the trip. The friendship is measured in terminal drop-offs.

Etym. — airport run + friend — the friend who owns the departure-logistics slot of your life.

Rel. — cousinchauffeur

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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