firmwaredusk
/ˈfɜːmwɛəˌdʌsk/nounVerified NewAlso in: Updatezwielicht (Deutsch) · actuclipse (Español) · majeclipse (Français)
The appliance update that installs precisely at the moment the appliance is needed.
Firmwaredusk arrives at 7:58, just as dinner depends on the oven or the doorbell depends on the guest. The device displays a progress bar and a refusal. The household waits in the old way, by hand, and the update completes at the exact second the need has passed.
Etym. — firmware + dusk — the nightly hour when the machines go dark to improve themselves.
Rel. — appmating
Novelty check: APPROVE
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