bedtimestretched
/ˈbɛdtaɪmˈstrɛtʃt/adjectiveVerified NewAlso in: Bettzeitgedehnt (Deutsch) · acostalástico (Español) · coucheélastique (Français)
Describing the bedtime process that officially takes fifteen minutes and takes forty, reliably, every night.
The bedtimestretched routine includes two drinks, three wees, one monsterinspection, and a question about death. Each component is legitimate; their combination is architecture. Parents budget accordingly, and the routine is trimmed never, because every part of it, on reflection, is loved.
Etym. — bedtime + stretched — the routine measured in real time, not official time.
Rel. — bedtimeparliament · bedtimequestionstorm
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