grandfeedwatcher

/ˈɡrændˌfiːd ˌwɒtʃə/nounVerified New

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A grandparent who follows the grandchildren's lives almost exclusively through their social media feeds.

The grandfeedwatcher likes everything within the hour, comments with full punctuation, and knows the grandkids' friends by name without having met them. The relationship is real and conducted entirely at feed depth. Grandchildren discover its extent when the grandparent references a story never told directly.

Etym. — grand + feed + watcher — grandparenthood performed at scrolling distance.

Rel. — elderphotoload · eldemoji

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